It is funny, cause words, topics, and ideas hit me at awkward times…I could be at work, in the bathroom, driving somewhere, walking around the house, reading a book, eating dinner, taking a shower, or getting ready for sleepy time.
This BLOG post idea came to me at work late yesterday afternoon and I was trying to get feedback from my co-workers. Yeah, they thought I was crazy…which I am!!! I told one of them I would mention him. His name is ROB!!!
Here are my bright ideas:
Idea 1
The media fooled everybody in the 2014 NBA FINALS and the Miami Heat won Game 5 and Game Game 6. Game 7 was played last night in San Antonio and something extraterrestrial happened!!!
Idea 2
Tim Duncan retires after winning the 2014 NBA Championship and he steals my time machine and goes back to his rookie year and does everything in his power to win the Championship every year!!! Somewhere in Tim’s time traveling, the time machine runs out of power and everything is destroyed. Tim and and the time machine are the only survivors and it is up to Tim to re-write history (the book of Timmy).
Dude, why would I even have a time machine? Maybe I want to go back in my life and do some bad things?
How in the world would I get a time machine? Is the DeLorean from Back to the Future available for rent? What would I need to buy to power it? I was thinking cheese and the reason everything explodes around it is because Tim Duncan is a closet cheese eater!!!
The twist will be the fact that Tim doesn’t win any Championships and I am his side-kick!!!
Idea 3
The Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs had an underground Mixed Martial Arts match with no refs, no coaches, no fans, and no media. I was the only person allowed to watch!!! Basically, the last man standing wins!!
Idea 4
I simulated the 2014 NBA Finals on my computer (I am a stat man and can do that kind of stuff very easily). Unfortunately, I got a finger cramp in the middle of Game 7 and had to step away from the computer. When I returned a few days later, somebody turned my computer off (I blame Franklin cat).
Which idea would you like to see me expand?
